Nat&Marie

To us it’s funny… let off a little Twitter steam and scream at the top of your lungs. But, I guess some folks aren’t down with a 30 character hashtag. Those who are are the kind of folks we want on our team.

Because if you find this funny, you got a sense of humour we like

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH with 15 As and 15 Hs 

So simple.

Ahhhh vodka. It’s helped me make so many new friends and even get a few gay guys to touch my boobs… on occasion. Now it looks like Smirnoff is hosting an online contest to find Madonna a new stable of dancers.

I did consider it. Nat and the rest of the team knows that the “legend of drunken monkey” lives within me as a black woman on a perpetual video-ho audition. Unless Madonna wants to watch a 60-seconds of me - 4 flirtinis in - trying to twerk (and really who doesn’t?) Then it’s best to leave the vodka in the bottle and hide the cameras.

Madonna isn’t on Twitter… and it’s questionable whether or not she subscribes to any social media outlet, but that’s nothing new. Madonna did release her hip hop album Hard Candy presumably without ever listening to hip hop. The down side to social media is that it’s hard to type in a British accent. 

ANYWAY, if you have hopes that her next album is going to rule (Like Confessions… just sayin’) and you want to enter, there’s only 4 entries right now - one from the Netherlands. Then you should get in on this contest!

Dirty Deets:

• 10 dancers will be selected for a dance-off
• Madonna will be at the dance-off 
• 1 dancer MAY joy Madonna as a dancer on her tour
• Vodka
• www.smirnoff.com

PEACE!
<3 m